When the Stars Fall
The Night We Forgot About Newton

owlybit:

My husband went into the garage to find something stupid. Newton followed him in. Opps.

He watched spiders.

He pooped.

Then covered it with a box.

He counted to infinity.

Questioned his existence.

Ate a beetle.

Organized all of our tools.*

Changed the oil in my car.

He had to sleep on concrete.

We love you, Newton. You’re a good cat.

*We don’t own any of these tools, actually.

silvermoon424:

I’m so immature.


he better be careful with that, gonna poke someone’s eye out

silvermoon424:

I’m so immature.

he better be careful with that, gonna poke someone’s eye out

HAHAHA yessssssssssss

HAHAHA yessssssssssss

missatralissa:

suddenlynixon:

threadless:

Infinite LOLS by Alicia-B
“Together forever, perfectly harmonised for all eter-nya-ty.”
-JVW

amazing

HOLY SHIT! There is so much fucking awesome happening in this my brain exploded!

missatralissa:

suddenlynixon:

threadless:

Infinite LOLS by Alicia-B

Together forever, perfectly harmonised for all eter-nya-ty.”

-JVW

amazing

HOLY SHIT! There is so much fucking awesome happening in this my brain exploded!

Flying tackle

flying tackle maneuver to keep cat from throwing up in kitchen = not a success.

Held her over the balcony, and she refused to do it even though I could feel her trying to.

Now she’s back inside in the “i’m trying not to throw up pose”

>:{

goldenhawk:

fuckyeahladygaga:

My graduation cake said Fight On Little Pony

Oh my God I want this for my shibis birthday cake

yessssssssssssssssss

goldenhawk:

fuckyeahladygaga:

My graduation cake said Fight On Little Pony

Oh my God I want this for my shibis birthday cake

yessssssssssssssssss

punched Goat in the ass, feels like i broke my wrist lulz

SS LF SS*

*Sailor Senshi Looking For Sailor Senshi

Seriously. My Sailor Dione needs her Sailor Arda. Got my Princess, but needs mah sister :{

silvermoon424:

This never gets old.

silvermoon424:

This never gets old.